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Reblogged from ohitsjustkim  536,718 notes
Posted 30, June, 2016
squeeful: “ ups-official: “ iyazo: “ ups-official: “ iyazo: “ fed-ex-official: “ ups-official: “ laughingmeerkat: “ your package has been delivered ” We’d never drive into your fucking house. Unlike @fed-ex-official. ” When you need fast delivery we...

squeeful:

ups-official:

iyazo:

ups-official:

iyazo:

fed-ex-official:

ups-official:

laughingmeerkat:

your package has been delivered

We’d never drive into your fucking house. Unlike @fed-ex-official.

When you need fast delivery we come through

@ups-official

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I have already discussed this.  Fed ex stole our truck to slander our good name. 

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just destroy any competition. yeah i see you..

That’s how we roll

Now this is a shipping war I could get behind.

Reblogged from liamdryden  594,583 notes
Posted 15, April, 2015

Have you ever wondered where books come from?

neil-gaiman:

allofthefeelings:

bluelightseven:

zwischendenstuehlen:

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

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You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:

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See how they happily line up to put them on:

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See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.

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And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:

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So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.

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As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.

I am a famousy awards-winning author of BOOKS and I endorse this post.

Reblogged from facts-i-just-made-up  388,769 notes
Posted 15, April, 2015
facts-i-just-made-up: “cocktormedick: “ facts-i-just-made-up: “ Mated turtles share their shells! Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will...

facts-i-just-made-up:

cocktormedick:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Mated turtles share their shells!

Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

Reblogged from lexcanroar  150,596 notes
Posted 6, April, 2015

keeveet-talks:

obstinatecondolement:

I wonder when exactly it was that Star Trek stopped being perceived as light, fluffy, not-really-legitimate sci fi that ~housewives~ liked and started being seen as serious nerd business that girls had to keep their gross cooties off. 

Also when did the Beatles start to be remembered as rock legends rather than a silly boy band teenaged girls liked?